Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
