so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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