I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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