He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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