ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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