i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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