i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
She told me I should be a condom model.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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