i jhust puked up my retainher.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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