...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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