she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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