Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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