Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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