ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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