is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
