FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Shame is for Republicans.
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