Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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