You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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