Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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