It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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