ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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