can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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