you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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