just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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