Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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