But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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