they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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