CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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