think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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