at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize