just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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