so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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