and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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