So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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