sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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