butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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