Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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