i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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