This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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