Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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