wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
tell me about the fingering
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