Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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