Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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