From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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