at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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