So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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