wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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