So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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