i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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