i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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