Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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