I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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