and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So apparently I’m into choking now
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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