Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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