just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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