Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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