CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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