Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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