belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
There r osticjed everywhere
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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