Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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